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Horoscopes        June 2025

Stu's Stars

A loose interpretation of the celestial skies, with particular reference to the June.

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​Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) Happy Birthday!

The 24th of June is your ‘Luckiest Day of the Year’. It’s unlikely to be on a par with Professor Slughorn’s ‘Felix Felicis’ (liquid luck potion) from Harry Potter but, if you keep your expectations realistic, you are sure to be pleasantly surprised (and maybe even a tad richer). Don’t put the house on a long shot at the races though! This astrology lark can be a bit hit and miss. Avoid impulse purchases and eat more brown bread.

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Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) 

Did you know you had an Emerald Year? It happens when Jupiter sidles into your constellation on the 9th of the month, and heralds a time of great fortune and expansion. So, if you experience a windfall be sure not to blow all your winnings on cheesecake. I know it’s awesome, but ‘expansion’ can mean many things.

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​Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

Venus in your career/endeavour zone works wonders for your ability to open new doors. Put away your lockpicking kit and don’t even thinking about squaring up and bruising your shoulder. Charm is the way, so ring the bell and don your best and friendliest smile. Hard work will be rewarded on the 17th, thanks to Mars.  

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​Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) 

June is a great month to travel and/or socialise. All the familiar faces will be making a beeline for your door and insisting that you accompany them on their adventures. New people are lining up to meet you so don’t poo-poo any party invitations unless they’re for the 29th! You’re washing your hair that night.

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​Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) 

Your diplomacy may be called upon this month, whether to deal with an earth- shaking revelation from a sibling (around the 11th), or a non-too-subtle attempt to blow the gaff on something you’ve been cooking up in secret for a while (around the 17th). Make sure your passport is up to date, along with your swimwear.  

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​Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) 

It’s important not to sit at home this June. All the foundations are in place for a romantic summer, or even a summer romance, depending on your availability. Always check with your partner! Mercury and Jupiter are eager to see you jetting off to far flung locations, so don’t let them down, but do avoid drinking from taps.

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​Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21)

Use Occam’s Razor when evaluating any investment opportunities that land in your lap this month. If it sounds like a risky investment, then it is. Run a mile, metaphorically speaking. Prioritise time with your loved ones. No need to get out and about; the back garden is just fine. Dig out your baggies and get floppy.      

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Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) â€‹

Expect unpredictability from your family this June. Don’t waste time attempting to predict the nature of the unpredictability, just have a few well-rehearsed excuses to trot out, should you be called upon to leave your comfort zone for dubious reasons. Fill your diary now.  

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Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19) 

Pottering around in the garden is all the excitement you need as summer gets into its stride. Build up slowly - you know it makes sense. It’s like when you go to a rock concert: the main attraction comes on last, after all the supporting nonsense. So spruce up your den or track down the perfect wind-chime for your secret grotto. The big stuff needs to wait.

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​Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20) 

Your house will start to feel like Piccadilly Circus, or one of the main thoroughfares in a beehive, if you’re unfamiliar with the particularities of the capital’s geography. Have a runaround with the vac and stock up on nibbles and snacks. There’s no need to go the full Bilbo, but people do tend to natter when underfed and mired in dust.

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​Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20) 

Don’t worry about money this month. You can’t take it with you, as they say. Avoid extravagance, but if your old garden furniture has had its day, don’t skimp. Donate the old stuff to a worthy cause (or the tip) and splash out on something grand or funky that will go the distance.   

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​Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20) 

Be assertive when it comes to romance. No need to be bullish, but be sure to make it clear what exactly it is that you want. It’s not all kisses and cuddles, but a little charm can go a long way, just try to make it look spontaneous. Avoid planning in favour of diving in with a big smile.

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