​Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20) Happy Birthday!

Bulls really come out of themselves in spring, so treat yourself to a frolic or two in a local meadow, or even one further afield. You will be tempted to reveal all your secrets to anyone who will listen, but this is one temptation worth resisting. Distract yourself with cake, sports, culture or anything fruity with a cork in it. If you still want to blab to all and sundry wait until the 10th before running your mouth.

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Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) 

Avoid arguments on the 18th; in fact, try and stay in your cosy cocoon until the 20th at the very least in order to make the most of May. Your pals may pester you to participate in a parley down the pub, or allotment, but try to maintain a laconic air for now. Invest in new shoes around the 26th. Crazy heels are fine.

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Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) 

Mercury in Taurus makes for a lively time this May. Scuttle on out into the wide world and socialise like it’s going out of fashion. You’ll be the belle of the ball and may even need to resort to juggling to keep everybody happy. Dig out your diary, or keep your calendar up to date, to avoid double booking and giving yourself kittens.

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​Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

Did you know that your ruling planet is the Sun? Astrology is a funny old bird, not to be mistaken for astronomy (which is less old, from a certain viewpoint). In astronomy the Sun is a star, rather than a planet, but in astrology the Sun is a house guest of Gemini (a constellation) from the 20th onwards, so it’s party time!

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​Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) 

You’ll find it hard to sit still this May, and your mind will be unusually susceptible to wandering. International travel is the obvious solution so, if you can spare the time off, it may be time to spin your old school globe and stick a pin in it. A change of scenery will be just the ticket so get looking and get booking.  

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​Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) 

Much like Virgo (see above) you’re in the mood for some farflung sightseeing this month. I know the weather’s just starting to look up in good old Blighty, but that’s no excuse not to overindulge your wanderlust. Take to the skies, or board a ship, and enjoy talking nonsense with funny foreigners for a week or two.   

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​Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) 

Make an appointment with your financial advisor, or bend the ear of that pal of yours who seems to be unusually clued up on all matters moneybaggery, if you want to load the coffers this year. The 25th (when Mercury teams up with the Sun) is particularly auspicious, which is a Sunday, but do your best! Eat more fruit.  

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​Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21)

If you were a starling, work and the workplace would be as appealing as a juicy worm, wriggling in the loam and singing some charming ditty about being sure to ‘get your five’, this month. So, get plenty done while it feels like fun; but a little nest time won’t go amiss either. 

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Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) ​

It’s a great month for dancing in the moonlight. It’s safe to say that it’s got you in its spotlight. You may need a duffle coat, or a dance partner to cosy up to, but since your romance dial is peaking, there’s really not much can go wrong. There will be many meetings, but not the kind to boil your goat. Cut down on sugar: You’re sweeter than a honey-badger as it is. 

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Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19) 

Decorating or redecorating seem less futile than usual this May, so head down (or up) to your friendly, local DIY shop, or secure the services of a local handyman/ woman, and go to work on the nest/castle. Keep one eye on your careers radar around the 12th when the full moon shows up. And bake! Unexpected guests always love fresh cake or hot pie. With smart doilies! 

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​Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20) 

Get busy like a bee if you don’t want to spend most of May whizzing around like a hummingbird. Your house and garden will make demands on your time, which is par for course this time of year, so put the golf clubs away for now, and concentrate on clearing out your potting shed.

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​Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20) 

 You’re in dazzling form this month, so don’t waste your talents on anything you could delegate. Bung the kids a few shillings to tackle all those simple jobs that a monkey could do, while you dedicate yourself to adventure and whimsy.