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Horoscopes        July 2022

Stu's Stars

A loose interpretation of the celestial skies, with particular reference to the July.

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Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) Happy Birthday!

A great month for improving your surroundings now that your creative and appreciative juices are ramped up to the maximum, and don’t be afraid to innovate if current trends have you curling your lip. Or maybe ‘improving your surroundings’ means it’s time for a very fancy holiday? It’s never an exact science is it? Go on, book a week in Venice before it sinks.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

How’s your summer project progressing? Cats may give you the idea that they love nothing more than doing nothing, but it’s really not the case. They’re always on a mission of some description, usually involving a lot of stealth and low cunning. And when they’re not actually ‘in the field’ you can bet they’re planning. That’s what all that purring’s about. Eat more fish. 

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

This is one of the few months this year when Virgo is not in a Mercury retrograde tangle, so make the most of it. It’s usually a good time for a ‘house clean’, not that you’re particularly averse to pushing the vac around. Of course there’s more than one way to interpret the term ‘house clean’, just try not to be too spurious. Avoid trifle!     

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Drama will do its best to enliven your daily routine for much of this month so be on the lookout for the unnecessary, particularly around the 19th. Try not to dismiss any telltale tingles or trepidations, but don’t give in to paranoia either. It’s all a balancing act, but you’re king of that! 

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) 

Ordinariness has never been something you’ve had a lot of time for, but for once all the action is happening further afield. Embrace the mundane and see if you can’t recruit a few overlooked eager-beavers for your next adventure. There are always a few lost souls in need of a bunk-up.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21)

Your aura is pulsing at random times throughout this month. Don’t worry, only very attuned folk (and cats, or course) will spot it, so don’t panic if a complete stranger smiles at you knowingly (or if you find yourself being followed everywhere by inquisitive moggies). Try to eat more eggs and asparagus if you’re still widening.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) 

There is no subject that is off limits for Capricorns. Seriously, they’re happy to talk about anything with anyone. The world ‘appropriate’ doesn’t even come in for basic lip service. The universe will do its best to support your wiser outpourings, but maybe rein in some of your more outlandish maxims.  

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)

Treat yourself to one of those clever, compact, windproof brollies. These days they’re tiny enough to stash in a coat pocket, never mind a handbag. Sadly they come in some very boring colours (sob) so don’t forget to sing, dance and splash a lot! And puddle-jumping is good for the soul. Ask any five-year-old.

Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20)

They say that life is too short and far too precious to waste on cheap pie. Always go for the deluxe version where one is available and don’t scrimp on the side dishes. If you need to be merciless with your budget elsewhere that’s fine. You can always cheer yourself up with a slice of your favourite deli’s finest pie. Can’t fail!   

 

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20) 

 It’s all very well trying to structure your ambitions - laudable even, but that’s not usually how ambition works. It has to be allowed to flow, but not like a flow-chart. Imagine you’re a young, pre-Jedi, Luke Skywalker sparring with his Zap-BallTM while Alec Guinness keeps advising you to, “Use the Force©, Luke”. It may help. 

 

Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20) 

The Moon is making a meal out of things this June, if I may be perfectly frank. That’s why there will be times when you feel heavy (or heavier than usual), or even like you’re wading through a lake of molasses (or treacle if you prefer), but it isn’t anything to get worried or worked up about. De-stress regularly. Om.   

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) 

It’s fun being a hyperactive busy-bee, (and quite a sight to behold to boot) but even the most talented jugglers will tell you that it is possible to have too many balls in the air at once. If you catch yourself making odd squeaking noises you may be overdoing things. Have a cake break, now!