top of page
Outlook-zynkln0u.jpg

Horoscopes        June 2024

Stu's Stars

A loose interpretation of the celestial skies, with particular reference to the June.

Twin Girls

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) Happy Birthday!

If you’re waiting for a good month to ask your boss for a pay rise, wait no longer. Your oratorial skills receive a handy boost this June, causing others to hang on your every word, as if you were a modern day Gandhi or a real world Gandalf. Be on the lookout for fickle Mercury throwing a spanner in the works and make sure you always have a safe haven to retreat to. Stocked with pie and pickles, of course.

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) 

Venus exerts a strong influence this June, boosting your confidence and making you appear pretty/handsome. Seriously, take a look in the mirror now and rate your beauty out of ten. Then repeat this experiment once we’re properly in June. No competition! You’re officially a hottie, all month long. Don’t waste it now.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

Focus on sports. Sign up for a fun-run, or go angling. Mars is shifting into full ‘war’ mode this June so Leos are best advised to avoid people: The general public, your family and even your friends are all just so much sand in your bikini this month. Try to remain calm if possible. Camomile tea may, or may not, help. 

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) 

Lots of fresh air is essential for Virgos this June. Don’t overthink things or take it too personally if an associate says something insensitive. People have myriad mysterious reasons for trampling all over your peace of mind, and they are seldom straightforward. It’s a funny month but a touch of sunshine will revive your flagging soul.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) 

An uncertain month can lead to all manner of wobbles. Self-doubt will unbalance many Librans but console yourself with the knowledge that this current malaise is all part and parcel of a bigger Galactic malaise. So, no need to blame yourself. Further console yourself by cancelling any fad diets you may have been considering. This is not the month.   

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)

Spend at least one weekend under canvas this month. Camping doesn’t generally appeal to Scorpios, but there are times when solitude, a fresh breeze and a starry night can work magic on your burnt-out emotions. Leave your ukulele at home, but bring the dog. You’ll have more chance of charming your fellow campers with a dog than a funny little banjo.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21) 

You will meet a wise new pal and a new phase of your life will begin. Brilliant! Celebrating with a lavish party would be great if your pals weren’t all struggling  with heavy moods. Avoid Leos and the outdoors if possible. They are both capable of causing damage to your bubble.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) 

You’re a master flirter this month, so be sure to avoid any reunions; school or work-related. There’s no mistake like an old mistake given a second chance. Keep your brain plugged in, but try to have fun with your newfound irresistibility. 

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19) 

A carefree month for water-bearers; maybe because enough water fell out of the sky in April to save you the bother of bearing? Close! But, I jest. You’ll feel like you’re floating on ‘cloud nine’ as they say. Just try not to let all the earthbound strugglers bring you down. Play more chess.

Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20) 

A great month for an adventure! Look for treasure or book tickets for some adrenalin-testing activities and get out of your comfort zone You’ll never know how easy snowboarding really is until you’ve spent a few hours in the half-pipe perfecting your Ollies, or how friendly tigers are, until you’ve petted a wild one. Eat more fruit.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20) 

There’s a voice in your head, strongly advising you to travel and meet new people. For many rams this ‘voice’ will be more of an internal urge to travel, rather than an actual voice, but for many it will sound like a real voice. That’s a classic hazard for a creature that loves to express itself by ramming things with its head.  

Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20) 

Bulls are prone to jealousy this month. Jealousy is one of the pettier emotions, so try not to give it time of day. A grumpy bull is unlikely to appear on anybody’s wishlist, so tack on a smile and be as friendly as you can. New togs can banish existential crises, so get shopping!

bottom of page