Horoscopes • June 2021
A loose interpretation of the celestial skies, with particular reference to June.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Don’t feel you have to make up for lost time if you didn’t achieve all the goals you set yourself for last year. Nobody could have predicted the events of 2020, not even the stars and the planets! But if you find yourself driven to play catch up, go easy on the accelerator. The shortest way round the racetrack is never the fastest. Keep your tank topped up.
Cancer (June 21 - Jul 22)
Crabs know all about dressing (up, that is). But even they have succumbed to sartorial laziness during the interminable lockdown. The odd ‘mufti’ day is good for the soul, but be sure to don your glad-rags on the 10th of June. You’ll be needing to make an impression. Shoulders back, chin up.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
If you find yourself having to run the gauntlet of a whole host of pedantic and officious authority figures who are under the impression that not ruining your day is more than their job happens to be worth, blame Saturn. That’s the big one with the rings and it’s on your case this month. Limber up, pussycat.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Are you one of those organised Virgos who like to make lists of important stuff, or one of those scatterbrained Virgos who likes to file their gameplan in a mini-skip at the bottom of the garden? Whichever one you are, it’s more important to live in the ‘now’ this month. Your imagination will serve you better than any plan.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
If only there was a SatNav for life, or even a good old-fashioned AA roadmap. That way you could avoid all that irritating pootling around you have to engage in, in order to get to the good parts; all the tribulations, inspirations and celebrations. Oh well, deadends abound but your three-point turn should be pretty slick by the end of the month. So that’s a win!
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You’re very popular this month. Your ‘mojo’ meter is off the scale so watch out for love-smitten individuals throwing themselves at you like daisies. It doesn’t hurt to flirt so have fun by all means, but do try to keep things above board. ‘Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more’ as a wise chap once said.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
There may be the odd unforeseen challenge this month. You could choose to stand up to it or, if you’re feeling particularly skittish, you could make a bolt for the undergrowth. It’s an equally valid way of dealing with any kind of adversity. Seriously, ask any spider.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Expect the unexpected. What with Pluto, the Sun, Mercury and Venus taking turns at centre-stage in your sign, the world is a rather confused oyster. Just remember: if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, it’s probably a duck. Occam’s Razor has your back. And wear more patterns!
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
Saturn (the big one with the rings) wants you to grow as a person this month, bless. But if you’re not in the mood to be pushed around by a well-meaning but interfering gas giant that’s okay. Stubbornly standing your ground and refusing to be told what to do is a fine way to carry on. Ask any dandelion.
Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
Fish are compassionate and kind, and have the most beautiful dreams of any of the signs. If you add to that the fact that throughout June your ‘Karma-Boost’ will be running at a steady 15 per cent over average, it’s unlikely to be raining on you any time soon. So leave your brolly at home and have fun being lovely.
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
2021 is a year full of twists and turns for all you rams, but all the smart punters are betting heavily on you, even though the bookies are only offering very short odds. You represent a reasonable return on any investment, no matter how small. Just be sure to appreciate your value as much as the rest of us do.
Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20)
Uranus (the big wonky one with the name beloved by generations of snickering schoolboys) is taking its sweet time traversing Taurus. Which means curveballs and shenanigans aplenty this month, but keep pushing. On the plus side, your love life is on fire!